Looking for the long distance driving job

8/1/2007

This Australian truck driver is looking for a long distance driving job in Adelaide. He gets offered a job driving a load of bowling balls to Darwin. He’s not too keen on this , but he needs the money and so takes off. A while along the highway he sees two Aborigines with a [...]

Christmas Present

7/31/2007

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon [...]

The Cleaning Woman

7/30/2007

There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member. The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of [...]

The Preacher Golfs

7/30/2007

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he got, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in [...]

Little Johnny and Silicon

7/29/2007

In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?” Little Richie raised his hand and said “I would want gold, because [...]

Get me something cheap

7/28/2007

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. Christmas Santa “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. “That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle [...]